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Designing the worst programming language

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Designing the worst programming language

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OvermindDL1

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Because it already exists, it’s Lisp. ^.^

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Rainer

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Ah, this talk is meant to be satire, I thought it’s a documentation about how many programming languages are developed :smiley:

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Korbin73

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I have always thought of “favorite languages” being languages that have the shortcomings that we are most willing to overlook :stuck_out_tongue:

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